tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83660132011-09-01T10:56:59.308-05:00Just a little spot o' the net dedicated to all things that are going on in my head. You've been warned.TonyWirthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12511342581041095569noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366013.post-1133824006348747532005-12-05T16:37:00.000-06:002005-12-05T17:06:46.400-06:00

Noriyuki (Pat) Morita was found dead in his home last week. He was 73.Morita was born on the island of Okinawa in 1932. The son of a fisherman, he spent his youth perfecting the art of karate and pruning little trees while living in poverty.At the age of 18, Morita declared his love for his childhood sweetheart Yukie. Unfotunately for him, she had already been promised to his best friend Sato,

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TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT ESPN10 – If ESPN really does have an original movie coming out, why haven’t I seen any ads?And seriously, I think it should be a rule that if you put Tom Berenger in a sports movie, he has to say one line from Major League at some point. Are you telling me you can’t find a spot for “Well I guess there is just one thing left to do... win the whole fuckin’ thing.

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OK, so 2000+ American soldiers have died in Iraq. That is not cool.Everywhere I go, I see magnetic ribbons on the back of cars telling us to "Support Our Troops". As if that in itself is going to help. How many lives can be saved by a crappy magnetic thing embossed with patriotic buzzwords that was made in China?People of America, listen, ribbons are not going to win this war. To do that, we are

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I keep hearing about this large abstinence movement in high schools. Kids are attempting to “stay pure” and “save themselves for marriage” with pledges, written document, rings, t-shirts… all kinds of stuff. This is really disturbing to me. Not the fact that many of these kids are still giving out oral and anal like it’s a free sample at Hy-Vee (sorry girls… butt sex counts, that's why it's

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While Press Your Luck kicked serious Whammy ass, any discussion about game shows has to begin with the head cheese of the morning, the Price is Right. It had everything a growing boy needed, action, math, boobies, crazy people.Speaking of which, if you have never seen Daniel’s epic freak out on Bob, go watch it NOW I’ll wait.DANIEL'S FREAK OUTOK, and the thing is, he got that excited playing one

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I hate the Chicago Cubs. Always have. In Iowa City, a.k.a. “the west suburbs”, that is not a popular opinion. In fact, I am often asked how I could come to loath the Cubbies.That’s easy. When I was a kid, I would come home from school with one thought on my mind… watch He-Man. Every day, I would start by afternoon at 3:30, plopped in front of the TV watching He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

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To celebrate the release of the Karate Kid Collection on DVD, I had to watch this puppy again, and figured I would take you along for the ride. - Immediately after arriving at his new apartment building in California, Daniel meets a friend by kicking a door into his face. Great start to the relationship. The kid invites Daniel to a beach party, and our hero accepts. Apparently he didn't notice

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Daniel-san has come to DVD. The Karate Kid Collection is in stores now, and, if I may say so, never has 27 bucks bought a person so much joy. As you can see, all bases are covered in this set. All three epic adventures are there, along with commentary from Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita. Can you think of ANYTHING better than listening to Ralph Macchio describe the behind the scenes aspects of

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Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the world and my fellow ___(noun)___ ... the state of the Union is __(adj)__. Our __(noun)__ is __(adj)__, our __(noun)__ is __(adj)__, and our __(noun)__ is __(adj)__. On __(date that is an excuse for everything)__, our world changed forever. Because of this, we need __(policy that has nothing to do with events of previous date)__. To enact this policy, we will

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Not to get all heavy on you, but I recently came across a website that is doing wonderful work and desperately needs your support. http://www.stopashlee.com/ The people at StopAshlee.com are dedicated to eradicating one of the single most damaging forces in the world today, Ashlee Simpson. When it all started, this no-talent hack's "music" effected only children, but recent appearances on SNL

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I swear to Kent Hrbek I am not making this up. The following was found on the Fitness Made Simple Website http://fitnessmadesimple.com/ John has never even been to Thailand ... and now that the U.S. is cracking down on sex tourism, he has no plans to go.

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For those of you that played the Christian's inauguration Drinking Game, it'll type this really quietly. Just some random thoughts that occurred as I watched George D. Bush's (the D stands for Dubya) little party. -Opening prayer... don't worry, separation between church and state doesn't apply if you're CHRISTIAN, and I have a feeling its going to get really churchy in here. -Nice to hear a

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I was back home over Christmas and I ran across an entire shelf of my old Hardy Boys: Casefiles books I loved as a lad. As I looked over the 35 or so I had, I had to wonder – how the hell did those guys pull all that off in high school? When I was that age all I had time for was school and fantasizing about one day touching a boob. But these guys are taking down drug kingpins, recovering the

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RUCIDA, CA – A local handyman is listed in serious condition at St. Ray’s Hospital after a Halloween altercation with a group of local teenagers. Kesuke “Mr.”Miyagi, 72, was attempting to break up a fight between a gang of strong, well-trained teenagers and Daniel LaRusso when the group turned on him and gave the elderly gentleman a savage beating. Miyagi suffered multiple broken ribs, a

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Cinderella was a nice story. Kid gets crapped on her whole life, finally gets a chance to go to the ball and meets the prince that will take her away from her misery. Sounds good. In fact, I heard some cat on ESPN.com say that my behated Vikings could be the Cinderella team of the playoffs. Please excuse me while I puke in my own mouth. Obviously this man is not familiar with my Minnesota

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Like many of you, I always wanted my own little corner of cyberspace but was afraid I would be taking space away from much-needed porn. I mean, seriously, how bad would you feel if you knew some 14-year-old was unable to find a video of some chick shoving a 1985 Tom Brunansky Bobble Head up her batter's box because you wanted to post an essay about the true meaning of Thanksgiving? That's what I

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