State of the Union - libs
Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the world and my fellow ___(noun)___ ... the state of the Union is __(adj)__. Our __(noun)__ is __(adj)__, our __(noun)__ is __(adj)__, and our __(noun)__ is __(adj)__.
On __(date that is an excuse for everything)__, our world changed forever. Because of this, we need __(policy that has nothing to do with events of previous date)__. To enact this policy, we will need the support of everyone. To build an effective America, __(political party of rednecks)__ and __(political party of hippies)__ need to come together and work together for a bright future.
Of course, we will have our enemies. People who dislike __(value all cherish)__ will fight us every step of the way. But the people of the world will stand up and fight for __(synonym for freedom)__.
There are outlaw regimes out there who keep their people oppressed. Countries like __(country we are bombing)__, __(country we WANT to bomb)__, and __(country that told us we shouldn't bomb the first one)__. But there is hope in __(area where people blow stuff up regularly)__. Countries like __(country with equally horrible civil rights record but sells us oil)__ have shown that peace is a possibility.
So my fellow ___(noun)___ ... in the coming year we need to __(action verb)__ . Thank you, and may __(invisible man that lives in the sky NOT ALLAH)__ continue to __(verb)__ America.
On __(date that is an excuse for everything)__, our world changed forever. Because of this, we need __(policy that has nothing to do with events of previous date)__. To enact this policy, we will need the support of everyone. To build an effective America, __(political party of rednecks)__ and __(political party of hippies)__ need to come together and work together for a bright future.
Of course, we will have our enemies. People who dislike __(value all cherish)__ will fight us every step of the way. But the people of the world will stand up and fight for __(synonym for freedom)__.
There are outlaw regimes out there who keep their people oppressed. Countries like __(country we are bombing)__, __(country we WANT to bomb)__, and __(country that told us we shouldn't bomb the first one)__. But there is hope in __(area where people blow stuff up regularly)__. Countries like __(country with equally horrible civil rights record but sells us oil)__ have shown that peace is a possibility.
So my fellow ___(noun)___ ... in the coming year we need to __(action verb)__ . Thank you, and may __(invisible man that lives in the sky NOT ALLAH)__ continue to __(verb)__ America.
posted by TonyWirt at Wednesday, February 02, 2005
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