Intro

Like many of you, I always wanted my own little corner of cyberspace but was afraid I would be taking space away from much-needed porn. I mean, seriously, how bad would you feel if you knew some 14-year-old was unable to find a video of some chick shoving a 1985 Tom Brunansky Bobble Head up her batter's box because you wanted to post an essay about the true meaning of Thanksgiving? That's what I thought. The children are our future.

However, I realized that the web is such a big place that this wouldn't adversely affect anyone's masturabatory habits, so I went ahead with it.

Check back often to read the psychotic rants of an otherwise stable individual.